I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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