he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
How does one acquire holy water?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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