Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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