I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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