I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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