i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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