Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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