Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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