How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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