me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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