that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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