Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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