her vagine was all disorganized.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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