He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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