? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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