I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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