i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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