So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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