so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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