I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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