Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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