they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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