The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if i can run in heels then i can drive
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
My vagina just clenched in fear
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