me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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