chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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