maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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