You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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