you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
