Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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