i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Randomize
