it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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