Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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