"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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