I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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