well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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