Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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