i always forget guys have bellybuttons
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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