R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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