Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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