So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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You have to summon your inner elephant
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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