I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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