She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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