Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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