Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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