real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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