I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You're like the curious george of whores
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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