So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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