TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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