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I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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