is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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