Michael Bay diarrhea
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I'm both gender and math confused
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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