Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i drank out of a bidet.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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