Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
It's official drugs can't kill me
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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